|Day 8 of 31|
5:50 am - Oh crap, it's super hero day at J's school.
Me: "J, do you have any super hero clothing?"
Me: "Ok, how about a cape? We can use the tractor window curtains that Daddy bought at the yard sale last year. It's not like they're EVER going to get hung on your windows."
5:52 am - Look in the basement for safety pins
5:54 am - Look in the kitchen cabinets for safety pins
5:56 am - Look in the upstairs closets for safety pins
5:58 am - Crap. No safety pins.
6:00 am - Velcro, I think I have velcro. Find velcro in the garage.
6:03 am - Using very fancy scissors, construct the cape by trimming curtains straight across to an appropriate length. Adhere one strip of velcro to J's shirt, the other to the cape. Attach cape to shirt.
I've got this Mommy thing down to a T.